Super Crap...

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."


MUTHU & HIS MANAGER

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview.....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."


LONDON TRIP

After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look
like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are! you a foreigner?'...
that's why."
Wife : ******?


MUTHU & TOURIST


A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his
village...
Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here."


MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT



Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg
and told it to "WALK! WALK!"
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the
same..
The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four
legs, it becomes deaf."


MUTHU ! & DRIVER



When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the
driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back.I
will drive."


MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL



Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard
" WASH BASIN "



MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART



Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and
it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."

! Lest I forget ............. the funniest...



At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why*********
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on
the right part of her blouse walked past him...


and he did it!